Monday, 9 October 2017

I came home from work. I was tired. I sat
down on the sofa. Put my feet up. My wife
brought me a glass of water.
My son gave me a sheet of paper br />
English Lang. 17%
Biology 35%
Mathematics 40%
Physics 37%
Chemistry 42%
Economics 12%
Agric. Science 19%
Religion Knowl. ABS
Geography 22%
I lost my temper.
And started shouting: "What is this? All
the time on phone and TV. How dare you
show me such marks?"
My Wife said: "Be patient. Listen...."
I told her: "Shut up! It's your love and
pampering that has spoilt him. He is no
good and never serious at all."
My Wife said: "Oh! Really?"
I said: "No one in our family has
performed so badly ever."
My Son said: "Dad, I am sorry. I was
cleaning the old cupboard and I found
this. This is your old school report card,
dated 27th July 1980 sir."
I can't stop laughing.